Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
exhibit number one is what the seraphs,
the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied.
Look at this tangle of thorns.
Walked into the biggest spider web I’ve ever seen, dropped my freshly baked brownie on the floor, melted my hair with bleach, dropped my toothbrush on the floor, kicked my stuck door so hard books fell off it and onto me and last, but not least, lay down in bed to post this on my phone and promptly dropped it on my face and my sore mouth with it’s sore teeth from adjustments yesterday. Fuck this shit.
@1 month ago with 5 notes
prenzlauer said:
That is an impressive day of accidents! Hopefully tomorrow is better xo
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theuncultured said:
Once, I had my phone charging on a shelf above my bed and the cord ran up the wall next to me and I accidentally pulled it down in the middle of the night when I rolled over and my phone slingshot down and hit me in the face and cut my nose.
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